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Welcome to Mike's hellhole
RSSwhen a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
i farted in the apple store and everyone got mad but it wasnt my fault they don’t have Windows
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
(Source: penguinclubber)
“Microsoft is just money hungry!”, said the pc player, as he bought another key to unbox another hat
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